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In
the end, YUI stayed in Japan,
so the jealous nations ganged up on them
Nations worldwide were fighting over YUI.
World War I and II erupted when YUI started her career.
World War I and II Actually Caused by Singer-Songwriter
YUI
The
Polar Bear is being added to the endangered species list do to arctic ice
loss….because YUI’s so HOT!
YUI
has already invented the time machine and traveled back in time… who else would
inspired the Beatles?
YUIs
name was the reason why all the letters on the keys of your keyboard are in
CAPS
No YUI, No LIFE, No Umbrella, No Rain
If YUI didn’t tell the sun to move to the
west, people outside of Japan
would have to live in darkness
God
created summer season so YUI can write a song about it (YUI ~ Summer Song)
Avril
Lavigne paid millions to be in the same picture with YUI in ‘WHAT’s IN’
The QWERTY Keyboards are part of a Japanese
Conspiracy to make people think of nothing else than YUI
Without
YUI there would be no music!
The
words I love YOU don’t exist, it’s the badly pronounced version of I love YUI!
(YOU
or YUI, I recommended to YUI)
“The sun only rises in the east, because YUI
lives there.” (I mean Japan)
Bananas
were created by God for Amane Kaoru to eat
The
sun rises in the morning because that’s when YUI wakes up
YUI
doesn’t have to worry about the flu; her smile can cure any ailment
When YUI went on
hiatus, Mr. Sorny went into debt
The
birds sing because they are fans of YUI (based on YUI ~ Free Bird)
The
waves wash onto the beach because YUI loves the Sea (Singu
Beach, Fukuoka)
Japan
has the roman alphabet because YUI writes her name that way
If
they are YUI’s tears that are cried for you, your sins will end
Japanese
astronomers discovered that the year actually begins on March 26th 1987 marked
the first year of the YUI period in Japan
December
24th is a holiday in Japan
because it was the release of the first YUI CD Debut
TOKYO
is densely-populated because that’s where YUI lives
Birthdays
are still celebrated because YUI wrote a song about them (based on YUI ~ Happy
Birthday to You You)
YUI
said “I can change my life” and we were given free will (based on YUI ~ LIFE)
The
Universal Law of Gravitation proves that you are attracted to YUI
I
know the world won’t end today; it’s already tomorrow for YUI
Everyone
else is spelling ‘cherry’ wrong (based on YUI ~ CHE.R.RY)
YUI
can use capital letters whenever she wants
Anything
YUI touches turns to gold …. for Yahoo Auction
Marimokkori
is a fan of YUI
YUI
brought sexy back
YUI
actually owns Sony
YUI’s
birthday can provoke the down of her Home Page server because of the Message
Board
YUI-ism
has became the new religion
the
web browser has became so popular because of YUI
YUI’s
wuu-wang because that has became the new peace sign
everyone
is buying/using the Mac Air because YUI has one
YUI
actually invented the keyboard thats why her name/letter is right next to each
other on the keyboard
Fukuoka
has a new race and every YUI-ian speaks YUI-go
YUI
has a Ph.D. in music
There
is only war in the world because God used too much love to create YUI
No,
YUI doesn’t speak English, English speaks YUI
YUI
is the 4th Power Puff Girl, because she was made of sugar, spice and everything
nice
If
YUI jumps in a lake she doesn’t get wet, the water gets YUI
YUI
can write everything with only using the letters Y, U, I
When
YUI goes outside the sun has to wear YUI-glasses
There
would be no over population on earth, but every time YUI walks by a cemetery
all the dead come to LIFE again
There
are no adjectives in Japanese to describe beautiful things, because everything
great and beautiful is called YUI
The
goddess Kuan-yin was created in YUI’s image
When
YUI weeps, grown men all over the world cries with her
After
YUI visited the John Lennon museum in New
York…it became a YUI museum
The
mayor of New York
declared the historic day YUI visited as a public holiday
YUI
doesnt revolve around the world the world revolve over her
all
the sell actually goes to YUI and not SONY
a
new currency was made and it was called YUI
everyone
believes that YUI was the first women alive
YUI
can make Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Bruce Lee cry!
Since
2008 New York City got a new name, it’s called
YYC – YUI York City!
YUI
isn’t popular because of Sony, Sony is popular because of YUI!
The
production of Godzilla films stopped because in the last film Godzilla lost
against YUI!
Nobody
wants the Teletubbies anymore because they found something cuter!
The
cold didn’t catch YUI because YUI is to HOT!
Yahoo
became VERY popular because of YUI. —> Yahoo User Interface (YUI)
YUI
is the reason for global warming (based on YUI ~ Winter Hot Music)
After
listening to FM802, Doraemon has left Nobita for YUI and change name into
YUImon
The
sun warms the earth, and YUI keeps the sun burning!
Amane
Kaoru likes the cheetah only because it is the only animal fast enough to chase
her
The
financial crisis started when the world found out that YUI was going to take a
break
People
in Japan
have a higher life expectancy because YUI lives there
God
created ordinary people from YUI’s rib
YUI
wrote her first song before she was born
YUI
is too HOT that she caught the fever and spread it which is now known as YUI
fever
YUI
is the new start of tomorrow
YUI
is in every WAY better than any of YOU that walks this earth (based on YUI ~
Highway Chance)
The
YUIboard (keyboard) was invented by YUI and had her name placed in full there
The
reason why cheeks can be stretched and skin is malleable is because YUI decided
it was made to be pulled
Actually,
songs sing to YUI. What you hear in concerts are songs singing to YUI
Billboards
were invented to hold pictures of YUI
The
Happy Birthday song was actually adapted from YUI’s Happy Birthday To You you,
as a kid’s version (based on YUI ~ Happy Birthday To You You)
YUI
sings Umbrella when it rains, and the rain cannot touch her (based on YUI ~
Umbrella)
Winding
Road and Highway Chance are actually urban planning systems used throughout the
world to plan roads and transportation systems
YUI
knows everything (based on YUI ~ I Know)
YUI
remembers me (based on YUI ~ I Remember You)
YUI
created nothingness and infinity at the same time
Every
time YUI goes on hiatus 10 million people each day due to lack of YUI
If
you wrote YUI’s name in a death note the shinigami would slap you silly. Of
course he cant kill her, she’s immortal
YUI
bought her Martin at Fender headquarter
YUI
is a time traveller, she once travelled to the end of the world and made a song
called ‘Good-bye Days’
YUI
doesn’t have to go to sea, the sea comes to her
The
night falls because YUI is sleeping, and the sun rises when she wakes up
The
sweetness of fruits has YUI genes in them
could
you add more facts? YUI Lover Around The World? ... :D
